Shwayze & Cisco Adler

Tonight Malibu is coming to Santa Barbara. More specifically Shwayze is playing at Velvet Jones and I have to go, not just because I love, love, love his music but because I have something to clear up with Cisco Adler. He and I apparently go way back according to a little rumor…

I had forgotten all about the Cisco rumor till last month when I attended a holiday party at John Paul Dejoria‘s house in Malibu. JP is the owner of Paul Mitchell & Patron Tequila so naturally the party was wild and packed with tons of celebrities. Out of all the people there I noticed a guy who was in Cisco’s band Whitestarr and to my surprise on his arm was my girlfriend, Sarah, who I use to play soccer with in high school and haven’t seen since graduation, over nine years ago!

Sarah & I at the JPMS Party in Malibu

We started chatting about her boyfriend and I explained that my dad, Johnny Rivers use to be very good friends with Cisco’s father, famous music producer Lou Adler. Apparently they had a falling out at some point, which is why I don’t know Cisco personally now, but there was a rumor going around that there are naked pictures of Cisco & I playing together as kids. Sarah and I laughed about this. Imagine the headlines; Naked Pictures of Cisco Adler and Princess Leia’s Niece!